Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Confession Time

I'd love to tell you that it was other bloggers' previous confession posts that inspired me to write this post, and get back in the habit of writing again.  No really, I'd love to tell yall that.  However, thats completely not the case.  My husband made me watch his favorite guilty pleasure tv show tonight, which further made me question if he ate paint chips as a small child.  God knows that I'm not in a position to judge him for his television preferences, but I can't lie- this show he forced me to endure made Teen Mom AND Jersey Shore look like classy programs.

Hello Epitome of Trashy.
Ohhh myyyy Goodness.  These broads make the people on the Bachelor Pad look normal.  There are no words for the craziness featured on this program.  Even more so, there are no words that my husband thinks they make for quality entertainment.  
Anywho, for those of you who haven't had the distinct pleasure of watching this hot mess, the girls provide the viewers with individual monologues in their confessional booth, Real World style.  
Due to these girls making me feel incredibly GOOD about my life, I thought I'd throw out some confessions of my own.  
Sooo, without further adieu...

I Confess.....

  • I am obsessive about keeping our kitchen clean.
  • Mine & Kevin's biggest fights have stemmed from him not cleaning up after himself in the kitchen.
  • I hate the taste of beer, which is why I insist on carting the most ridiculous drinks ever to KY Football tailgates.
  • My car is messy 95% of the time.  
  • I despise listening to voicemails.  
  • I am dying for a tattoo
  • I have a strong dislike for wedding showers, & got anxious for my own.
  • The same sentiments apply to baby showers.  Honestly, its nothing personal to anyone, I just think I got forced into going to entirely too many when I was little.
  • It annoys me when people scold me for biting my nails. Its a nervous habit that I've done for 27 years. I highly doubt your comments are going to detour me doing it at this point in my life.
  • I cried my eyes out like a 4 year old when I figured out Kev's wedding band had fallen off in the lake.  
  • I don't entirely understand the frozen yogurt craze.  Lets be honest, cupcakes still completely outrank fro yo.
  • I've never been skinny dipping.
  • I thought Shades of Grey was terrible. The writing in it was horrendous, and beyond repetitive.  Ie: he murmured, she murmured, we murmured.  Why didn't her publisher inform there that there are other words for murmur? Come on. Whisper? Utter? Mumbled? 

  • I probably talk to my Dad between 3-4 times per day.  Not because I miss him that much, but mainly because he is my comic relief.  
  • I prefer running solo with Hudson versus Missy or with Kev.  They both cramp our style & hurt our time.

  • I have a mouth like a sailor, and I was recently reprimanded by my neighbor because her children heard me utilize some choice language when my garage door stopped working in the 102 degree heat.  Ask me how well that went over. 
  • I have no clue how to operate our grill.  Actually, I havent the slightest idea on how to grill food at all. Thats Kev's expertise, and it just wouldnt be fair for me to deprive him of that by learning how to do it.
  • My High School Best Friends, immediately family, and husband all call me "The Driving Nazi."  They claim I am the worst backseat driver ever.  In reality, they just can't take constructive criticism.  Remember, I drive all day, every day for my job. 
  • I am not skilled to anything related to graphic design, blog design, etc.  I have as much artistic skill as a rock. My whole blog design was developed and fully constructed by the amazing genius that is Jenn with Munchkin Land Designs.  Seriously, she is phenom and is currently doing some amaaaazing give-aways this week.  Check her out ASAP!!!

That about concludes my first confession session.  Believe you me, I could confess to about a million more things, but ummm, I'm slightly scared it might impact my readership :)  
One major thing that I failed to mention in my confessions is that I AM 4 WEEKS AWAY FROM BEING DONE WITH MY MBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obviously you all don't probably share my enthusiasm level on that one, but what it does mean is that I'll be able to get back to blogging on a much more regular basis.  Get excited bc I've got about 4 months of ridiculous ideas built up for this little road show :)  
Alright yall, hope you all have a fantastic week & great Tuesday.  I'm with my boss all day today, so send some positive thoughts my way. 


  1. Congrats on being so close to being done with your MBA! That's very exciting! I too have a horribly foul mouth - but I like it that way- and I was less than impressed with the 50 Shades books. Hudson is precious!

  2. hahahaha- I have a mouth of a sailor too. I don't give a f*@$ what people think about it either. :)

  3. I thought 50 shades of grey was awful too. Couldn't even finish it.

    Congrats on (almost) completing your MBA! What a huge accomplishment!

  4. 1-What is your favorite wine? When you finish that MBA I'm bringing some over to celebrate. It is a fantastic feeling! Congrats! :)

    2-Murmuring, re: 50 Shades. Had to laugh here! I was desperate for her to use another word besides "Explode" to refer to her...um..well. You know.

    3-I also despise listening to voicemail and almost always have a messy car.

  5. "I have as much artistic talent as a rock." Haha love that!

    P.S. I'm having a Photo 411 link up going on right now. I'd love for you to link up :)

  6. Congrats on your MBA! and OMG I had the same conversation with my mom about 50 shades!!! everything is a MURMER and i am just picturing everyone around there mumbling under their breath....right? isnt that a murmer? lol freaking ridic..although i did like the books very much except for all the murmering can't anyone 'say' anything?!

  7. THANK THE MBA GODS YOU'LL BE BACK SOON! They've really been a bitch, ya know. I misses you!!!!!!

    SO with you on the 50 shades comment...I just don't get it and I, too, do NOT listen to voicemails. I really don't even know why they still exist...

  8. HA! Loved this post!! Congrats on the MBA!!!! That is a huge deal, and not something you can earn without working your tail off, so I congratulate you and your tail!

  9. Thank God someone else hated 50 Shades. It was insult to read such terrible writing. IMO--intelligent people didn't like it and people who don't read alot did. Thanks why I'm being anonymous. LOL.

  10. i agree with 50 shades of grey! i cannot stand how it refers to a vagina as "her sex"...so annoying!
    and congrats on your MBA...so so so exciting!

    p.s. i'm your newest follower :)

    xo brie